OK, so this woman has knitted a motorcycle cozy, and it's pretty much the most awesome thing I've ever seen:
http://theresahoneywell.com/artwork/472532.html
She has opened my eyes to the possibility that there could be a knitted cozy for pretty much *anything*. The world is a brighter place for me now, because anything I see that I don't like – I'm just going to mentally add a knitted cozy to it and bam!