What is the best toast you know for drinking? : AskReddit:
Some ships are wooden ships,
Those ships may sink.
The best ships are friendships,
And to those ships, we drink!
Here's to a long life and a happy one,
A quick death and an easy one,
A good girl and an honest one,
A cold pint and another one.
"May the best of your past be the worse of your future."
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
May those who love us, love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if he can't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.
Never above you, never below you, always beside you"